I never really get tired of seeing the Google search terms that lead people to the anti bad mood sprays' site.
What's an anti-vacuum bottle for lambs?! Oh. I wonder if they found this site because I mention 'nipples' and 'Clarice'?
Dysfunctional mother. Check. Spray The Antidote for Ego™ - liberally before each family event. Leave a bottle in the bathroom.
Plus one for 'narcissist bad mood.'
'Antidote for an aggressive customer' - depends what you mean by "aggressive." Your best spray (In that situation) may be pepper spray. But we make our own, too. Anti-aggressive aromatherapy anti-bad-mood spray.
'Obstructionist+resistance+define" - huh. Somewhat strange to see we are in the top 5 on Google in answer to that question.
'air freshner [sic] for body odor' - duh. Apathy™ contains pink grapefruit essential oil and the citrus cleans the air naturally.